So Rapha have invited me to join their club …. they must have seen my purchases this last year and thought loyal fan.
The blurb says
‘The Rapha Cycling Club is the first cycling club of its kind, an active riding and racing club designed to create a global community of like-minded, passionate road riders.’
Click the link ….
Membership £135 – for that there would have to be a clubhouse with lap dancing (maybe), free organic coffee that has been through the digestive tract of a civet, Chris King Salt and Pepper shakers on every table. Also the ride would involve the pairing up of members like an intellectual tinder for the brain to ensure great chat on the ride.
Ideally the weather would be dialled in too – a bit of wild stuff to feel rugged and elemental but ideally 22 degrees C, perfect tarmac ….. this list could go on and on.
As we say in Cockney Africa – ‘eer Guvnor you having a giraffe’ *
*editorial note – that has never been said in Africa